- god: hey baby
- god: did it hurt
- god: when you fell from heaven?
- satan: you're a fucking dick
(Source: hutcherjoshs, via i-aint-bovvered)
Random Quotes → New Girl

(Source: bastardfromabasket, via i-aint-bovvered)
why is everyone on tumblr so attractive
how can i be attractive
what’s the html code
is there a tutorial to be attractive
it was on megaupload
TOO SOON
(Source: peetamuhlark, via i-aint-bovvered)
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Is this what happens when Sherlockians leak into other fandoms?
Is this what happens when Sherlockians leak into other fandoms?Is this what happens when Sherlockians leak into other fandoms?
We really need season 3 as soon as possible.
(Source: heyitsbeccalynn, via i-aint-bovvered)

A BANANA SLIPPING ON A PERSON
(Source: puramierda-old, via transduncan)

(Source: thewhatever)
- My Dad: I like Tom Hiddleston better with dark hair, it really brings out his blue eyes.
- My Dad:
- My Dad: That sounded gayer than I thought it would jesus christ
I have primary fandoms, secondary fandoms, and tertiary fandoms, and they cycle in and out like electrons orbits in an atom.
(via thatgeeklover)
(Source: linapotter, via raisedinhope)
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- period: WAKE UP ASSHOLE, YOU GOT CRAMPS.
- period: How bout an entire chocolate cake for breakfast?
- period: How's that back pain? Feeling better? Let's fix that.
- period: Corneas glance by a VS magazine on the table. Instantly horny.
- period: Find a cookie as big as a house and eat it.
- period: See a male specimen of any kind. Instantly horny.
- period: Where's your Tic Tac box filled with ibuprofen?
- period: Got things to do? Don't care. Sleep.
- period: See a female specimen of any kind. Instantly horny.
- period: For dinner you're eating an entire bag of Reese's Peanut Butter Cups.
- period: Breeze blows by. Instantly horny.
- period: You didn't like those brand new underwear right?
- period: Yell at a puppy.
- period: Close eyes and wait for repeat tomorrow.
